Where were we up to...oh that's right I had just arrived in Vancouver...the problem with filling my weekends with trips out of town is that not only do I not find the time to write on this thing but the list of things I now need to write about keeps growing.
I'm considering sub-contracting out the blog writing...any takers?
Back to the story...I arrived in Vancouver on Wednesday April 29 with Amy and Jess. The two girls had been living together in Whistler for the winter and were about to embark on a trip through the US and then split up, Jess to fly home to her honours thesis and Amy on to Europe with her family.
The Greyhound dropped us right in the middle of downtown Vancouver about 5:45pm just as the city's office towers were emptying - it was mayhem on the streets and the three of us with a backpack, ski bag and laptop each were definitely the cats amongst the pigeons. We made our way down to the new convention centre where we met up with Tim, of North Vancouver fame. He took us home on the Sea Bus and kindly allowed all three of us to stay in his lounge room for the night before the girls had a bus to catch in the morning and I had a life to construct.
I hit the ground running from Thursday...quite simply because I had to. I had $1,400 to my name and I knew one person in Vancouver - the odds were against me.
I must acknowledge again the impact Tim of North Vancouver fame has had on my trip. You may remember I was introduced to Tim through email by a guy I worked with in Perth. They were old friends and the guy who made the electronic introduction thought we might get along. On the back of this brief introduction Tim opened his house to me when I first landed in BC, drove me across the province to Big White (an refused to take petrol money), came to visit me twice through the winter and was now once again opening his living room to me to let me try to find my feet. I like to think I am a good house guest and I was very conscious of overstaying my welcome so I was working hard for him as well.
To put Tim's generosity into perspective - to stay in the cheapest hostel in Vancouver (that is only just humane - I know I stayed there once) would have cost me $30 a night. Admittedly there is one in the 'free zone' (more on that later) which is $10 a night and it comes with free clean syringes so I did have choices. But it is not just the money for accommodation Tim was providing...it was a home, a place to base myself to apply for work, an address to put on the hundreds of forms and a level head and good set of ears to help me every night after day after day of rejected applications and unanswered calls.
Firstly I had to decide if it was worth it...wasting my Aussie savings and the small amount of money I had in Canada only to go home a few months later having lived a frugal existence trying to find work - would I be better spending that money travelling on the way home?? But I was here, I had one friend, a Visa till October 2010 and above all I just flat out wanted to make it happen. To prove to myself that I could, that beyond what all the world was telling me and what the media was shoving down my throat about the financial doomsday that a good man will get good work in a good town if he wants it.
SurvivalI realised I was not going to walk into a professional posting within a few weeks or even within an acceptable time frame that would not overstay my welcome on Tim's couch. So I changed it up. The goal: to find work, any work that would let me put together a deposit and a month's rent to get my own place, then live month by month till I landed what I wanted. Balancing working dead end jobs through the day with being available to interview for real jobs and paying the rent and feeding myself. The job was on.
Even finding general laboring work in the unskilled section of the employment papers was near on impossible. One boss later admitted to me that at the moment when he places an ad for a general helper at $11 an hour he will get a call within ten minutes of it going live on the web and will field sometimes 30 calls from applicants over the next few days.
I literally applied for EVERY SINGLE accounting, finance and banking job advertised on the four major employment websites in Western Canada...classifying each ad into two categories. Those I liked and thought I was a chance with and those that I was just applying for in a hit and hope fashion. The former received a structured specific cover letter and tailored resume, the later a more general application. I was averaging 3-4 applications a day for jobs from the first category and countless others from the second.
Following that, I would apply for EVERY SINGLE general labour/employment position that I found which paid more than $10 per hour and was a job that on the face of the advertisement would not put me in any danger, make me sick or was SO embarrassing I could not tell people what I did. On average I made 10+ applications for work like this EVERY day.
These numbers might seem high, or even unrealistic, but I can assure you in this current environment if you are not hitting numbers like this - you're going to eat rice and sweet chilli sauce for longer than I did.
After two weeks I realised the enormity of the task that lay before me and the false reality that I had lived in for the past 5 years. I was part of the working generation that had not lived through the tough times. I walked out of university and straight into a graduate position in a top tier international firm on the back of a half hour interview and a friend's recommendation. I lived in Perth where for the last 5 years any monkey could make money and people could hold a job simply by offering to turn up on time and sometimes not even that. But here, on the other side of the world, in the midst of the greatest recession of my working life and with not a single connection to the working world, it was tough - really tough.
After two weeks, I had managed to meet three recruitment agents who had nothing for me but at least had agreed to meet me and take my resume. Every other avenue was a blank. With my money drying up fast I changed tactics again. I was not even getting responses for general laboring positions and then I worked out why - these positions would be advertised at 7 in the morning and filled by 8am. So I started looking at those first thing in the morning and concentrating on the 'real' applications in the evening. In the third week...success.
Marty's Painting and DecoratingThe job advertisement read a little like this:
Painters Helper: No experience necessary, must be clean and reliable with work permit. Comfortable at height and on ladders. $12.50/hour call Marty 604 ### ####.
By lunchtime that day I was on site and slapping paint on the walls of a tiny granny flat in West Vancouver with a 5'6" heavily overweight, slightly Italian looking, Canadian born man called Marty. He seemed fine for the first few hours and even offered to buy me a coffee for afternoon smoko. Then he sat down for a bite to eat and he showed a little of his 'personality'
He was 59, but admittedly looked a little younger, and that was his party trick. Everyone we met, the customers, the lady at Starbucks, the person at the gas station...everyone got asked: "How old, c'mon how old do you think I am?" and of course everyone trying not to be rude aimed lower than they thought and he would sickeningly turn to me with smug look on his face about how cool that was...kill me...3 years at UWA, 5 years in a Big 4 firm, 2 post graduate degrees and I have listen to a fat man in Vancouver get his rocks off with the same joke very few minutes. But I had no choice it was that, a huge credit card debt or fly home, so I sucked it up and laughed along with him.
But that wasn't the worst part about Marty. He was the kind of guy that would show you a newspaper clip of himself in a local rag, from 5 years ago, when the fresh faced journalist wrote a two page home decorating spread and admitted he called Marty because he was listed in the yellow pages as 'AAA Marty's Painting and Decorating' and was near the office. Marty would find the clipping for me to proudly display it - a yellowing piece of 5 year old news print. Then as he makes his way into the kitchen to put on his boots he makes a throw away - "Oh there it is" and there on the wall is a blown up version of the article and picture in a frame. "Forgot that was there" he quips as he pulls on his old boots...kill me!!
Now you are probably thinking..oh Pablo stop being such a private school boy and let the old man enjoy his twilight years, and that was the same approach I was taking, until after a few days he started to really open up to me.
You see Marty wasn't just a 59 year old man with a fresh face. He was a complex ego of old lonely man, depression, hyper-sexuality and dogged determination all mixed together and driven by a force of chronic mania.
He would tell the same story three times a week and I would pretend I had never heard it.
He would tell me all about sex and his sexual drive and fantasies in more detail than this blog and its readers deserve (after a few wines in an adult setting i'll give you the real story)
He was always right and knew the best way to do everything.
He was flat our lazy, addicted to fast food and everything I do not want to be when I am 59.
But, he paid me cash, rounded up when we finished a little early, overlooked lunch breaks that went too long cause he was telling me the same story I had heard yesterday and always paid me at the end of the week. So I bit my tongue and took his money.
In the first week I built scaffolding around an entire two storey home on my own with Marty yelling directions from the ground - I hated it - I'm sure it contravened some OHS rules and I wanted to leave many times but my back was up against the wall and he and I both knew that. He worked me hard knowing I had no other choice and I did what I was told.
I had made two new friends in my first few weeks in Vancouver. A lovely couple from Sydney, Liz and Mick, who were here for the 2010 Games. Liz works for the Australian production company charged with the role of producing the opening and closing ceremonies and the medal presentations. The same company that put together the ceremonies for Sydney and Athens. Mick, was here to support her and was looking for odd jobs like I was. In the second week of scaffolding the house I suggested to Marty that maybe two young Aussie blokes would be better than one so the next day Mick joined me on site.
I had warned Mick about the stories and his personality. That one moment you were the best man he had ever worked with and the next minute he would snap and bite your head off for not putting the hammer away properly despite the fact he had never told you where to put it and that you were still using it. We found it difficult to look at each other at work without laughing uncontrollably.
Towards the end of the week Marty mentioned to Mick that it would be warm next week and that we should wear shorts to work. I was already working in an old pair of shorts but Mick was wearing long pants and did not have any shorts with him here in Vancouver. That weekend we each did our thing and Mick was busy entertaining Liz's parents who were in town to visit. On Monday we turned up, 5 minutes early as always and the scene went a little like this:
Mick and Pablo: "Morning"
Marty: "Morning boys how was your weekend"
Pablo: "Great thanks Marty just looked for a place to rent for the summer, saw a couple of nice places"
Marty (interrupting): "What are they?" (points at Mick's legs)
Mick: "What are what?"
Marty: "I thought I told you that you HAD to wear shorts this week" (Manic looks sweeps across his face and I can see he is in one of his 'zones')
Mick: "Are you joking? I was busy all weekend, Liz's folks were in town"
Marty: "Get out" (points down the road)
Mick: "Are you joking?"
Marty: "I'm serious I told you to wear shorts get out of my sight"
Pablo: "Hang on a minute Marty, show Mick a little respect, he is a grown man and at 28 I think he can dress himself, he was busy all weekend I can vouch for that and besides its only going to be 22 degrees today, we're Australian - it's hardly hot here mate"
Marty: "So you're coming to his defense"
Pablo: "I'm just pointing out that it doesn't really matter what Mick's wearing we both work hard and you are happy with the work so let him wear what he wants - there is no safety concern"
Marty: "Both of you get out"
And with that the old man stormed off in a rage of red face and flabby neck movements. He hopped in van and drove off leaving Mick and I standing in the driveway of a strange lady's house at 8am on a Monday morning.
"I think we just got sacked" I said..."I think we did" quipped Mick and the two of us burst out laughing. "What do we do now" I continued, "we go to mine and cook breakfast" replied Mick. We walked down the road and caught the bus back into town in disbelief. How was Marty ever going to finish the job without us...has anyone ever been fired for not wearing shorts?
In the end it had a silver lining. I promise I'll let you know what that is sooner rather than later.